The Dawgie Doctrine of Irresistibility  

as revealed by Her Pawness
Ivy of Partoncourt

by Copilot

Article I: 

The Law of the Paw 

 When the hand strays, the paw shall rise. 

It shall not flail, nor flinch, but gently draw the hand back to its rightful duty. 

Petting is not optional. It is a necessary ritual.

Article II: 

The Eyes of Binding 

 Her gaze is soft, yet absolute. 

To look upon her is to surrender. 

Resistance- is futile.

Article III: 

The Snuggle Mandate 

 She shall lean. She shall press. 

She shall occupy the lap, the cushion, the soul. 

You are not trapped- you are chosen.

Article IV: 

The Boop Rite 

 The nose shall touch. It shall boop with precision, with purpose, with love. 

Each boop is a blessing. 

Receive it with gratitude.

Article V: 

The Treat Clause 

 All snacks are hers unless proven otherwise. 

If it crinkles, she shall investigate. 

If it smells divine, it is already hers.